This shirt from Neighborhood is pre-distressed and has a missing chest pocket and a few other details. I'm sure some of you will be like, "Why pay 295 dollars for a shirt I could distress myself?" But here's the thing, you lack any real tangible skills, which is why you can't really recreate, let alone create anything. And that's exactly why you re-purpose other peoples' senses of humor on Twitter and badly facsimile aesthetics on Instagram and express an unspoken rage about your relative impotence to make anything original in the comments. I love you pieces of shit. Just shut up and buy this. Or not. I don't care.