Mountain Research's Horse Blanket Is A Tight Look

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Fuck, this Mountain Research 1/2 horse blanket is seriously perfect for my ongoing revenge action/thriller. My character wouldn't just own a random ass 1/2 horse blanket. Nah, that would be way too contrived. It would come into play after my former co-conspirators leave me for dead. Like, I find the blanket in the backseat of a car and fashion it into a poncho for my wounded walk back to civilization, the walk serving as a metaphor for, like, my character's current purgatory. After my murderous revenge, I might even throw this back on as I lead a quiet, peaceful life doing whatever boring shit I've decided to do as I live out my last days. Nerds on IMDB will be like, "The poncho represents how people's flaws follow them throughout their lives," but I'll know that it was just a tight look.

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