I told my girlfriend I was thinking about buying this Junya x Merz b. Schwanen sweatshirt and she was like, "But don't you already have a Merz b. whatever or something?" And I was like, "Yeah, but it's not made with Junya. HELLO, this is Junya we're talking about." And she was like, "Oh, Junya? He designed that coat that you yell at me about not borrowing to walk the dog because it's super expensive and I feel like you're more worried about the coat than your girlfriend walking the dog in Detroit when it's dark out?" And I was like, "I'm not worried about the coat being stolen, I'm worried about you staining it." And that's how you cohabitate with a significant other.
