I wish this Haider Ackermann pullover wasn't $905 because, goddamn, I want to live inside of it. But I'm also not surprised. Peep that distinctive crossover ribbed neckline. I know you ain't seen shit like that before Haider pulled up with his diet-inducing sweatwear. And by "diet-inducing," I mean I'm going to be forced into a diet of strictly bread and tap water for the next month and a half after spending all my food money on an ill-fitting doodoo sweater with a fancy neck and piped stitching.

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