Have you ever been to this place called "outside?" It's this crazy, beautiful, wondrous place where shit like trees, flowers and animals live in harmony until humans decide it's time to destroy them. If you have the chance to get out there and explore, you probably should before it's all fucking ruined. Assuming you do, Danner wants you to do it in their boots, which are decidedly solid. While my staid lifestyle of slowly dying in front of a computer screen's blue glow would be challenged and pushed to its absolute limit if I actually went on a real hike, I would probably still want to be wearing one of Danner's almost infinite styles while I was out "finding himself."