These Christian Kimber x Eidos Napoli Aperture sneakers are inspired by both the late '90s skate shoes (DC Lynx, anybody?) and simple Italian canvas sneakers favored by Eidos designer Antonio Ciongoli. The result of combining what are also two of our favorite things is a near-perfect joint that will have you wanting to buy a small house in an artsy neighborhood and build a mini ramp in your garage. The only thing standing in your way? Your absolutely horrendous credit score, lack of any real savings and the fact that in order to build a mini ramp, you need to own tools and know how to use them. Instead, just cop these sneakers and tell people how important Josh Kalis' massive 7-episode "Epicly Later'd" really is.
