This hat from Arpenteur is made from 100% herringbone wool. They're calling it a "mountain hat," but we all know none of us are gonna wear this shit on a mountain. We should rename it to a more appropriate activity, like, how about, "subway hat"? Or "McDonald's drive-thru hat"? Wait, I fucking got it. "Sit on your IKEA furniture and make snarky remarks about everyone else's snarky remarks about 'Hotline Bling' hat." That's an apt name right there. The only time I was ever on a mountain, I was driving my girlfriend at the time's mom's car on our way to go camping. I was very nervous, but not as nervous as the day before when her dad made me help him build a gate out of a tree we cut down. I have not been back to a mountain since.