I've said it before and I'll say it again, western shirts are, like, one of the most versatile shirts you can wear. I mean, okay, sure, what shirt isn't versatile in the modern era when dress codes have been functionally neutered? I wore an oversized denim sweatshirt and shorts to a fairly nice restaurant the other day and despite the fact that my decidedly casual approach ruined the ambience for a few couples that were clearly on date night, the restaurant was like, "Welcome, my guy. As long as that joke you call a debit card can pay for this carafe of rose sangria, you and your girlfriend are good to go." And boy was that rose sangria good. Anyways, if I'm not wearing a slightly ill-fitting sweatshirt, I'm probably wearing a western shirt because I like the slightly longer tails. You guys should buy either of these wildly expensive vis joints so when one of your lame friends whines about Yeezy Season 1 pricing you can be like, "STOP FUCKING COMPLAINING ABOUT HIGH PRICES FOR CLOTHING. THAT'S SUCH A TIRED CONVERSATION. THIS SHIRT COST SEVEN HUNDRED DOLLARS. GET OVER IT."
