Our Legacy is always making a new iteration of their lab coat-style jacket and I always contemplate buying one, but I always just spend my money on things like cable bills and minimum monthly student loan payments and food. Fuck food though, man. Look how dope this nylon coat is. Why can't I just wear this and live in a coastal European city and eat toast with hand churned butter and sit along canals and drink banging beers brewed in old ass monasteries and own a bidet? Ugh, bidets are so fucking classy. Instead, I'm out here dodging Sallie Mae and wiping my butt like a goddamn peasant.
