We aren't ones to bring you Kardashian news, unless it's somehow related to Kanye, of course. We're not going to bring you the latest update on Kylie's lips or even that many of Kendall's escapades as one of the world's leading models. But when one of them wraps their car in velvet, I think we can make an exception. In this case, as you can imagine, Khloe Kardashian just had her Range Rover wrapped in fucking velvet.
This isn't an ad for an extremely underrated brand of whiskey—though that would be dope—but it is an incredibly great reference to the fact that draping yourself (or your car) in velvet, might actually be socially acceptable now, especially with velour making an insane comeback lately. Khloe even calls out the fact that it reminds her of a Sean John velvet suit, a fantastic reference point if there ever was one. This is also an incredible shout out to West Coast Customs, which played an integral role in one of the best shows MTV ever produced, Pimp My Ride. Good thing it never rains in California. It all just comes together so beautifully. No, I'm not crying. There's just something in my eyes. It's allergies. Fuck off.