This glasses holder from Candy Design & Works is the move if you wear glasses or own sunglasses, so, like, everyone. You guys really have to expand your purview beyond just clothing with mostly pointless novelty items. It's cool to say, "Got on head-to-toe vis, but no furniture," but it's quite another thing to actually live like that. I'm not saying you guys have zero furniture. You probably have the dopest IKEA collection that's been D.I.Y.ed into fairly shitty simulacrums of mid-century modern furniture that you can't afford. Instead of buying and killing yet another houseplant to put on your desk or bedside table, buy this lil guy and maybe someone will notice that you have a specific, tiny army man just for your glasses and think to themselves, "This guy pays way too much attention to the aesthetics of daily life to have such shitty towels in his bathroom."
