My current facial hair situation involves scraggly whiskers and an embarrassingly thick shrub of neck beard. I don't shave regularly and when I do it's with a piece of shit electric razor that pushes me just past "presentable" based on society's already low standards, which is why I want to go all the way with this Thom Browne x Harry's collaborative 24 karat gold razor. There's also a sterling silver joint, but even though these both dropped today, somehow the sterling silver version is already sold out. For $250, it's honestly probably worth more as scraps than an actual razor. Someone should cop, smelt it down and then resell it on eBay and relay the results. I love you, Thom. Truly I do. But sometimes you're just too much. Surprisingly, this is not one of those times.