Damn, I really like this Sophnet towel even if it is $57, which is pretty fucking expensive for a towel. Thank god the asshole of seasons, summer, is finally winding down so I don't feel that tempted to purchase a towel that I don't really need. Here's the conundrum with dope towels: they're fun and cool accessories, but the cooler the towel, the more likely everyone else will notice you need to have a towel around because of how hot and sweaty and out of shape you are. It's like, damned if you do, damned if you don't. If you're wondering what to do, just buy and use the fancy towel. People would rather notice that you use a towel than realize how gross and clammy you are when they have a four and a half minute conversation with you while waiting for drinks to be poured.
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