By now I'm sure we've all seen a Norse Projects Elka jacket on a computer screen or in real life. I normally see the black, blue or, like, yellow versions, but I've never seen the all blanco colorway out in the wild. Which makes zero fucking sense. So be the change you want to see in the world. Or, more accurately, be the change I want to see in the world. Buy this white rain jacket and just float through inclement weather like the ethereal fuckface you are, haunting coffee shops with snarky comments, clogging up all their bandwith, but never actually buying anything more than the cheapest coffee.
