I could not for the life of me tell you why this shirt from the gawd Yohji Yamamoto is worth $1280. I really can't. But it is dope and if you have such large amounts of expendable income—whether through hard work, familial inheritance or other illegal means you shouldn't tell me about—you should buy it. Not only does it have those knot fastening closures, but it also has a tie around the waist for extra cinching that will show off the body that copious amounts of Cheetos® built. I'm pretty sure that all of the calories come directly from the dust and if you eat only the weird, cancerous stalagmites, you actually won't experience any health-related repercussions. It's like eating celery. Trust me.
