Check out this Thom Browne crewneck with the crucial button side seam vents and the Fair Isle turtle and whale arm band. I suppose that could be a tortoise in the print, but I'm not Charles fucking Darwin out here. Anyways, wear this whenever you actually have to dress like a normal human being, but for the love of all that is sacred and holy, don't button up your side seams. Those vents need to breath so that Dave from upper management knows you aren't just any mid-level account manager. Nope, you're the one that consistently comes in 15 minutes late and will take full advantage of alcohol made available at any and all company-sponsored outings.
