ComplexCon returns to Long Beach Nov. 6 - 7 with hosts J. Balvin and Kristen Noel Crawley, performances by A$AP Rocky and Turnstile, and more shopping and drops.

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You guys fuck with turtlenecks? I can't really decide if I still fuck with them or not. I fucked heavily with them in high school because back then I didn't have to wear a tie because the teachers couldn't see I was in violation of the dress code. I'm sure I've told you that anecdote before, but I don't give a fuck because I'm in NYC and there's so much good food within walking distance of my hotel that I'm just randomly typing words until I get to the word count which is the freelancer version of me fucking with the margins, making punctuation, like, size 14 and maybe, if I'm feeling straight bush league, changing the font entirely to Courier New. But remember, you use Courier New and you're letting evil win.