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When I first read the description of this Our Legacy boiled wool sweater, I was like, "What the fuck is a 'half turtle'?" I thought it was some weird euphemism, but then I realized it's literally just a half turtleneck. Which means you can get the turtleneck look without feeling like you're being choked out by soft, Italian hands. That actually wouldn't be that bad of a way to go. Like, if you were assassinated by a really cozy hitman for hire. You probably wouldn't even trip while it was happening it being so comfortable and all. Anyways, your fictional assassination aside, this sweater is spot on and a prime example of how Our Legacy tows the line between conventional and downright strange. Just don't mention the "half turtle" part around your friends unless you're on board with an onslaught of "almost shitting your pants" jokes.