Make sure you read Jon's first, second, third and fourth New York Fashion Week diaries so he will feel good about himself.

I'm back, motherfuckers. This time around, the CFDA decided we all were so important and influential that we get our own dedicated week of fashion. NYFW:Men's kicked off last Monday and despite being only four days long, the week seemed like a success. To be honest, a four day week suits my work ethic perfectly. Although, sad face emojis all around for you guys because that's three days less to read about my misadventures in the big city. Thankfully, my awkwardness knows no bounds of time or space, so sit back, relax and avoid the assignment you were supposed to have done by EOD.

[Lead image via Tommy Ton for Style Dot Com]