Baggy pleated trousers are my preferred trouser for summer weather. Unless I'm wearing shorts, I need my lower extremities to be draped in loose cotton or I will be in a terrible mood for the duration of our interaction outside the latest fast casual concept. Normally, I'm good for a smile and a genuine interest in what's been going on in your life, but if it's hot outside and I'm not properly attired, I will barely nod in your direction as I open the door of the nearest car, pretending it's an Uber X to avoid communication.