Yo, these Jack Purcells are made of goat leather. No, not greatest of all time leather, but, like, the skin of an actual goat. They also have Nike Zoom Air technology. I have no fucking clue what that means other than these sneakers are perpetrating straight out the box. That means you don't have to worry about wearing Nike socks with these and mixing brands because the minute your one friend who just started wearing real sneakers a month ago tries to make fun of you for wearing Nike with Converse you can just be like, "THESE CONVERSE HAVE NIKE TECHNOLOGY, CHET. FUCK YOU AND YOUR FUCKING INFRAREDS." And then Chet and everyone else will be like, "Damn, he really has a lot of pent up anger, doesn't he?"
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