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These Sun Buddies shades are pretty simple and minimal, but you know what? Your face really isn't the place to try and overcomplicate things. UV rays are out here, man. You gotta protect your shit with some Carl Zeiss lenses and acetate frames. I can't wait to bust out some new sunglasses this summer. Sunglasses make everyone look like at least 1.35x cooler. And lord knows we need all the extra cool points we can get. Like, my daily average is 237 cool points, but I lose a lot of points by forgoing those little plugs they give you for your coffee cup lid, eventually somehow finding a way to spill coffee all over the cuff of a brand new linen sweatshirt and then I lose even more points for visibly displaying how much a small coffee spill can upset me.