As seen in: Spongebob Squarepants
Signature Look: Brown polo, Krusty Krab hat

For a struggling artist, Squidward's fashion is decidedly uncreative. His dirt brown polo is the sartorial symbol of a man beaten down by the system. When he does accessorize, it often merely means putting on his work hat to suffer the indignities of toiling away for the man. To look at Squidward is to look at a man squid who has been stifled. His dull fashion is a mirror of the inner life of this downtrodden sea creature.

The struggle is real, even under the sea.