The Only Things We Do Are Drugs And Think About Ourselves

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This nonnative oversized bucket made from linen ripstop might be my favorite bucket hat of the season. Fuck, maybe the last couple seasons. This is very much an overworked parent on vacation in Florida style bucket. The giant brim maximizes protection from UV rays and the glare of annoyed single people who look at you in disgust as your child asks for the seven hundredth time why the line is taking so long. In honor of overworked parents on vacation everywhere, let's appropriate their swag and go on vacations where the only things we do are drugs and think about ourselves.

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