The Epitome Of Herbage

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At first glance, these nonnative shorts are like the epitome of herbage. Corduroy and pleats? Famo, you gotta have a strong aesthetic to pull of nerdy ass shorts. Think to yourself, "Can I overcome the onomatopoeia of corduroy rubbing together? Will everyone at brunch notice that I'm wearing brown shorts? How long do I have to saw at this eggs bene before my dickbag friends tell me I look like a hipster King of Queens? But, like, instead of being a delivery man, I'd be, like, a fucking vintage arcade game mechanic or something." Making fun of your alphet in your head while chewing on your brunch is the best way to prepare for the roast onslaught you will surely receive for wearing brown corduroy shorts. Godspeed.

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