DENIM BUCKET HAT ALERT. I'm sure, like, 3 of you guys have a denim bucket hat Google Alert, which, actually, probably wouldn't even be close to the weirdest one you degenerates have set up. Technically speaking, this hat from Concepts is a bell hat—you can see the subtle difference in the shape of the crown. Spotting anatomical differences in different types of bucket-related hats is a prerequisite for taking my summer seminar on how to dress like an aging adjunct professor who takes up a whole table at the café with his newspapers and daily coffee and croque monsieur. That's a really specific summer seminar topic, but specificity is the beauty of academia, no?