This bag from Briefing has a compact umbrella compartment with ventilation eyelets. That right there is the kind of useless, but fucking awesome detail that convinces me to buy four hundred forty four dollar bags. Wait, $444? That is an impressive asking price. Remember though, it has an umbrella compartment and those two-front facing pockets that you can use for a whole multitude of electronic devices and power cords and that weed grinder you will forget about until you are pulling up to the airport and have to try and figure out a way to throw away a small metal object with alerting Homeland Security. Because even a four hundred dollar bag won't help you overcome the inevitable clickbait headline: "You Won't Believe How This Stoner Shut Down a Major Metropolitan Airport."
