Outdated Professional Aspirations

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I know, I know, looking like a 1800s rail conductor is typically Moy's lane. He's basically crafted an identity upon replicating out-of-date professions, while I've tried to step into the future and become a bionic soccer player who still isn't good enough to play seriously even though he's a fucking cyborg. That's why it's important to spread your wings and incorporate elements from different looks, which is why I like this Bedwin pullover to help me learn how to shovel coal into a locomotive as two outlaws run around in the adjacent field trying to avoid a magnetic blade coming after their heads. Also, it's got that offset placket which separates it from all of your other pullovers that are basic and instead gives off the vibe that you actually endured the Dust Bowl instead of carpetbagging your way somewhere else like a bunch of goddamn cowards.

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