Do you guys have any, like, environmental vices? I mean, other than relying on electronics to do almost literally everything you have to do for work, school and fun? Mine is air conditioning. I never had central air until I moved into my current apartment and I don't know if you guys know this, but central air is FUCKING AMAZING. Like, those terrible window air conditioners don't even come close. It's a safe bet that at any moment my apartment is the same temperature as your cold black hearts. Everyone who comes over is always like, "Damn, it's cold as fuck in here, man." I always have on a cardigan or a sweatshirt like this one from SASQUATCHfabrix and just smile because for roughly 27 years of my life it was always really fucking hot. BUT NOW IT'S COLD AND WILL BE FOREVER. I'LL NEVER GIVE UP CENTRAL AIR EVEN FOR PLANET EARTH. SUCK IT, CAPTAIN PLANET.
