Are you guys on the fanny pack tip yet? Please come joint me. You do realize that you don't wear these expensive fanny packs around your waist, right? God, it's like you guys never been to Japan or follow any Japanese-centric blogs or Instagram accounts or whatever the fuck you do on the Internet these days. If you had actually been to Japan, you'd realize that everyone over there wears them across their bodies and over their shoulders. I should take that back, not everyone wears these bags the cool way, but all the cool guys over there definitely do. Granted, it's been so long since I've been to Japan. Hey, start talking about how much you guys would love to read a travel diary of my adventures in Japan. Maybe if we all work together we can get me some sort of sponsored content trip to Tokyo. Like, Papa John's can pay for a trip or, like, some struggle discount airline ticket site. I don't fucking care. Just send me there on someone else's dime. We can do this together, fam. Just like bringing fanny packs back.
