WTAPS just copped my completely made up and arbitrary Coat of the Month award, so shout out to them. In fact, this is probably going to be a contender for Coat of the Season. A coach's/windbreaker/trench combo? "23" tonally embroidered on the back in a different language? TONAL PAISELY PRINT? Are you fucking kidding right now? I'm gonna wear this and smoke cigarettes while I watch other dudes play basketball and just talk so much shit. Then, I'm gonna go and buy an expensive coffee with an extra shot of espresso and then eat a pupusa and complain about how hipsters have ruined my favorite pupusa spot even though for, like, six months straight I took a bunch of corny hipsters to the pupusa spot to stunt on them and then flex when it was cash only like, "I go to quirky pupusa spots that are cash only and you asshole are still making reservations." This coat has got me so juiced right now, fam.
