I kind of want a panama hat, especially one with an indigo band. Granted, the problem with panama hats is the same with every other full brimmed hat: You either look super dope or super hot garbage. There's no in between. And, like, I have no business wearing a hat like this, but I still want to go on some sort of summer vacation where a panama hat is apropos. Vacations that call for panama hats always have sick room service and pools that seem even nicer than the ocean that's only 180 feet away and elaborate dinners and probably at least one chartered boat ride. I've never been on a chartered yacht, but I bet you it's pretty fucking lit and no one would think twice if you were wearing a panama hat on a fire cruise. Or maybe they would because rich people have, like, really specific social cues, especially when it comes to things like sailing.
