Holy shit, I almost completely forgot about Sassafras. Thankfully, Oi Polloi brought in a bunch of their gear to remind me, like this "Gardener Bud Breaker" jacket. I have no fucking clue what that means, but shouts to Oi Polloi for pointing out that this is basically just a modified coach's jacket. Of course, Sassafras threw a hood and a whole bunch of extra pockets on it and combined my two favorite things to talk about on the Internet: my non-existent coaching career and my very existent gardening habit. Y'all motherfuckers better have started your seedlings so you're ready once the last frost is done. I'm so deep into my gardening preparations that my neighbors are convinced I'm running a medical marijuana grow-op out of my apartment. But it's, like, not just marijuana farmers mix their own soil. I mean, I'm particular about my fucking shoelaces so of course I'm gonna be care about my organically fortified soil.
