My boy Patrik Ervell made a shirt just for me and you to enjoy together because you already know we're both gonna have to deal with that one friend who notices the band collar and single exposed button and says something like, "What, are you a fucking priest now or some shit?" To this you should do what I would do in response to such a dumb joke and say, simply, "YUP." And then slap them in the face followed by, "YOU'VE JUST BEEN BLESSED, BITCH." The person you just slapped won't be friends with you anymore and a lot of your other friends won't be friends with you anymore either because you just slapped someone and technically that's, like, assault, but, just remember, they didn't really deserve your friendship in the first place.
