I've been looking for a white sweatshirt for a minute. I know some of you are like, "How the fuck has it taken so long to find a white sweatshirt?" BUT YOU DON'T KNOW ME OR MY PARTICULAR TASTES IN WHITE SWEATSHIRTS. Well, now you do: It's made in Japan, out of loopback cotton and is part of a special project between C'H'C'M' and Niuhans. I will absolutely spill a bunch of iced coffee on it when I swerve to avoid a pothole because my car is so old even the slightest bump will cause it to fall apart and instead of using an actual travel mug I just poured the cold brew I made myself the night before into a regular fucking mug because in high school this girl that drove a red Jeep Grand Cherokee gave me a ride home from volunteering and she just had this glass mug of coffee in her car and she never spilled it and she played that Ani Difranco song that was like, "Fuck you for existing in the first place" and I was like, "Whoa, this girl is so fucking cool." Cut to me, like, 12 years later and I'm spilling coffee all over my new $275 white sweatshirt and I'm like, "FUCK YOU, STRONG MEMORIES THAT I OVER-ROMANTICIZE. FUCK YOU."
