I don't know or care enough about sneakers to know what the different numbers on New Balances mean or which ones are actually the cool ones. I just like the relative simplicity of these red sneakers. These New Balances are perfect if you're part of a power couple, most likely an athletic power couple. You guys know any power couples? They have really nice shared apartments and dress just similarly enough to make it easy to assume they are dating one another. I know this athletic power couple who are always meeting my girl and I at cafes and brunches in luxe athleisure wear. They know what kettlebells are for and are always trying to get me to sign up for 5K charity fun runs. BUT FUCK THAT NOISE. Here's $20 dollars for your fucking charity. Now let's go eat some eggs benedict and pretend like our entire friendship isn't based on subtly one-upping each other.
Originally published on Four Pins