This is a pretty spot-on old dad who retired early bucket hat. You guys have any friends that have old dads? Like, they're ten or 15 years older than everyone else's parents? Normally, those kids have really dope birthday parties and go on fairly elaborate summer vacations. You gotta love how older dads dress wild advanced because they gave up trying to fit in time to workout or fuck around with their hobbies, like, 4 years ago and just totally embraced the notion that they just gotta get through a few more science fairs before they can finally move out to Tempe.
