Flying To Japan To Get The Right Hat

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Larose Paris is fucking killing it, guys. They really are. I don't even care if you fuck with straw hats like that because these are sold exclusively at United Arrows' Beauty & Youth who clearly have better taste than you. I want a straw hat really badly because right before I graduated from college I had a bit of a crisis of confidence and applied to become a shepherd on this historical working farm in Michigan. We would've had to farm as they did during, like, the 1940s or whatever and wear period correct clothing. I was like, "Fuck yeah, I'll just wear straw hats and suspenders and sneak off to smoke weed with my flock. This shit is gonna be live as fuck." But then I looked at the salary and I was like, "Is this is a period correct salary? Fuck that noise, man. I'm just gonna rack up some more student loan debt at law school instead of figuring out what I want to do with my life." Granted, I still kinda want to be a farmer and I still DEFINITELY want a straw hat for when I tend to my plants. Too bad I gotta fly to Japan to get the right hat.

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