Stephan Schneider makes this tropical wool coat and, if you're anything like me, you love coats like this because you always look like an investigative reporter or CIA agent even though you're just some lonely guy walking to the grocery store to buy something embarrassing. I never look cool in jackets like this. Instead of looking like a cool guy, I always look like Danny DeVito playing some washed up lawyer or bail bondsmen, which is weird because Danny DeVito looks great playing those roles. But I look like the real life version. It's like when you see the actual person that inspired the character of some handsome actor. Hollywood is a trip, man.
