Denim shorts—aka jorts—were the fucking shit back in the day. In my town everyone had denim shorts. These OrSlow chambray climbing shorts aren't the same Gap denim short silhouette I fucked with back in the Cross Colours era, but I can certainly get down with jorts 2.0. With these shorts you gotta wear them a little baggy and sagged. That's the only way you'll look cool and not like the guy who volunteers at the local yoga and rock climbing wall spot. That guy makes fun of you for picking the least healthy pressed juice: "Bro, that's just apple, watermelon, orange and basically every other sugary fruit. You gotta get some greens and some beets, and ginger, my guy. Ginger makes the juice." Instead, sag your shit, wear 'em below the knee, buy the pressed juice that most closely resembles Kool-Aid and the summer is yours.
