Needles straight killed it with this "Smoking Jacket." I want a smoking jacket so badly right now. I just feel like my lifestyle is pretty much made for wearing smoking jackets. Smoking jackets were most definitely made for a very specific type of lifestyle, a very wealthy, very relaxed borderline lazy lifestyle. I’m not wealthy by any stretch of the imagination, but I sure do act like I am a member of the super rich. I buy coffees that cost more than a whole meal in some countries, I shirk my responsibilities and assume someone else will take care of it and when I want something, I just buy it and let my accountant figure it out. Except, my accountant is a national bank that deals with it by charging me an overdraft fee. Fuck, just thinking about overdraft fees has got me stressed. I need a smoke. FUCK, not having a dope smoking jacket to smoke in to forget my worries is stressing me out even more. I guess my accountant is just gonna have to deal with it. Also, beware, if you do cop this, Lawrence gets to call #influence. I'm not sure that's worth it tbh.
