You Guys Mess With Tulips?

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Damn, the new Marni collection is certainly catching my eye as of late and this tulip tee is the fucking truth. I love simple T-shirts like this because you can either look like your single aunt that buys charity related tees to save Madagascar or like a cool, artsy creative that makes his own foam art in his cappuccinos despite being able to afford to purchase cappuccinos from other people. You guys mess with tulips? You should. Tulips are so dope. My mom and I used to plant tulip bulbs in her garden and they'd always sprout and start growing in April, my birthday month, which was fucking rad and it's a great memory I have, so if you assholes disparage tulips in the comments, I will burn down Disqus like Rome.

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