I fuck with lightweight scarves because they look dope tucked underneath my fitteds and there's nothing like sipping on some fresh squeezed OJ while your scarf blows gently in the wind as you enjoy your al fresco brunch. I particularly like these Anonymous Ism scarves because they are made from 100% cotton aka I can use them when I inevitably start sweating because my girlfriend likes to eat outside despite the fact that humans invented air conditioning, like, a million years ago. She'll probably say something like, "Maybe you'd be a little more comfortable if your T-shirt wasn't so long and you didn't insist on wearing that 'summer' scarf." And I'll be like, "Don't use scare quotes about my summer scarf. It's a well known fact that loose layers and scarves actually help insulate your body from the heat. Haven't you ever read a National Geographic article on the Bedouin?" Then we'd eat our buckwheat pancakes and fruit compote in complete, sweaty silence.
