You guys are probably like, "Shit, Jon's finally lost it. We've been having him look at product on the Internet for way too long. He's seriously writing about goggles right now. If you think about it, we're all slightly culpable in his downfall. It's like Terio, ya know?" But, guys, don’t worry, I'm just trying to bring back the fashion goggle. I'm super inspired by the Rae Sremmurd kids. I know those children are the future because they were the only rappers who not only smoked blunts during a taping of "Fashion Bros!", but dumped the dutch guts out on Lawrence and James' desk like real Gs. Also, I know those kids are doing it right because they're the only ones who have ever seemed to understand James. Anyways, these $500 goggles have an HD camera and a heads-up display so you can feel like Iron Man while you slay chicks at the ski lodge. Personally, I don't really fuck with skiing because other than flying private, that's how rich people die.
