Universal Works makes this bucket hat that End describes as "a refined take on a classic," which is exactly what I like to call really eloquent racists, like the white people at the airport that are all, "If you just shaved your beard and wore a regular length shirt, you probably wouldn't get held up at the security checkpoint." That's just an elegant way of saying, "LOOK MORE LIKE US, YOU DIFFICULT TO PLACE ETHNICITY MOTHERFUCKER." Anyways, none of that really pertains to this bucket hat, but you know how it goes around here. Don't act like you're new.
