Damn, look at the fucking pocket on this DRKSHDW tee. What would you put in that shit? I'm thinking a pack of Virginia Slims might fit inside. Virginia Slims are the final piece of the dressing like your single, artsy, but still kind of sad aunt puzzle. I know for a fact all our single aunts would wear this. They'd be stunting this when they randomly visit in August for no reason and give you a twenty to make up for missing Christmas and your birthday. Next time your cool, single aunt visits, hit up Chicos with her. She might even let you smoke a Virginia Slim while you guys discuss how miserable your parents are simply because they had children.
