Bianca Chandon steady out here making a bunch of stuff I would totally buy if I had an extra hundo plus shipping and handling burning a hole in my pocket. Sometimes I feel like if I had a dope bucket hat like this one, I would totally have extra guap just lying around, like how people say it takes money to make money. Or, like, how the only way out of a shooting slump is to keep shooting. I guess the only way to get out of a bucket hat slump is to cop more buckets. Man, I'm full of empty aphorisms. My self-help lecture tour is kicking off soon. For one easy payment of $500 you get an hour long seminar in which I give you pro tips and a small gift bag that has a very cheap, very branded bucket hat in it.
