This ts(s) turtle is on sale, so don't say I never did anything for you. Not only is it on sale, it's basically two turtlenecks in one. You can wear it with the light green panel or the darker forest green panel facing frontwards. It's kind of like a choose your own adventure book, but even more like those He -Man toys with all those faces that could spin around. That shit was creepy as fuck. But this turtleneck isn't creepy at all. Well, it could be creepy. That's more to do with you. Some people look downright creepy when they wear turtlenecks. You just gotta be honest with yourself when you look in the mirror, dawg.
