Have you ever wanted a T-shirt that costs more than a whole bunch of cellphones that are tiny computers capable of connecting you with the rest of the world? Well, T. Breezy has got you covered, fam. You already know I love side vents and Thom Browne is the only guy that can make me love a grosgrain strip too. You guys ever get the feeling that Thom Browne might be a bit of a classic mean girl? Like, he puts the size on the outside of his shirts. That's why I don't wear Thom Browne. I don't want everyone to know I'm a 4 or 5. Thom is just trying to shame us fatties into getting in shape. I doubt he would even accept money that our chubby fingers have touched.