I wrote about some gold croakies a while back, but that particular number featured large links and, like, you might not feel comfortable flexing that hard. These new croakies from Super are a little more pared down. SOTO calls these "glasses drawstrings," which makes way more sense than "croakies," an actual proper noun brand name that has since come to represent an entire genre of product much like saying "kleenex" just means tissues. Anyways, the new idiosyncratic look I'm championing are glasses drawstrings because you assholes still don't seem to be embracing the gold chain look. I don't know what the fuck is wrong with you people.